These Celebrities Couldn't Handle Eddie Murphy's Perfect Timing

 When Eddie Murphy's in the room, keeping your composure is practically impossible. These are his funniest moments. So, you drive a lot when I want to get somewhere and I'm happy to be here with people that I recognize. Even if I don't know, I recognize them. This lady, this is your fiance. She's very lovely. Oh, thank you very much. Well, it's all about you, though. Don't be checking my out on the side. Well, well, he got the award and everybody standing up going to try to rap us. Hey, man. So, who's this with you, Ed? This may just be one of the greatest Arnold impersonations ever. Talk talk to me about returning to a more dramatic role, but I want you to see if you would tell me as Arnold Schwarzenegger cuz I know you do a mean Schwarzenegger. Mr. Church is a movie about the cooking. Everyone is eating and the tears they crying and is heartfelt in in this all the collaboration with great people. That Arnold impression was great, but Murphy's also drawn a lot of attention for his take on Tracy Morgan. Do you cook at all at home? I'm not a good cook. Cuz Tracy told me that you he went to your house and you made him as he said over and over again to me ballpark Franks. He said I went over there he made me Franks. Ballpark Franks. That's why I'mma always be cool with Eddie cuz he made me them Franks. And when I was young they used to call me Fat Murphy. First, I'd like to thank um Could you lift that up, please? Eddie, it ain't working. Go like down. First, I like to thank um He said, Eddie, pull it up like I was working for him or something. And I started to do it, too. I was like, "Yes, Michael. Wait, what am I doing? Am I wrong? Did I have an Eddie Murphy doll? There was no Eddie Murphy doll. There was never an Eddie Murphy doll. No, but I was approached for stuff like that when I was come and say Eddie Murphy doll. The most ridiculous one was Eddie Murphy chocolate. Eddie Murphy chocolate drink. You put the chocolate in, stir it up, and your face on it. Eddie Murphy chocolate. Eddie Murphy chocolate drink. Like we had actually had a meeting and people had drawn stuff up and had stuff. You see, Eddie Murphy chocolate would be very popular in this region. Two of the world's greatest comedians in one car. I'm just surprised they got home in one piece. Yeah. Michael Jackson had his chimps when I he would go to his house that Bubbles chimp when he got a certain age. You couldn't with Bubbles. Bubbles in the cage. Don't go near Eddie. Don't go over there, Eddie. Do you go to his house? Yeah, a few times. And a chimp would be going crazy. Is that's Bubble? He said, "Yes, don't go near the cage." Really? I thought Bubbles was Don't go over there. And now for the historic moment when Eddie Murphy risked his life for comedy. Stay tuned for more of the Sammy Davis Jr. trivia, honoring the one heavyweight I would never dare step into the ring with. Sammy, you are truly the undefeated champion. The producers of the show was hoping you'd have a little more feeling, more Mike, you know, a little more Mike Tyson, you know, more Mike Tysonism like like Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Sammy and I would like Tracy Morgan told me uh what did he say growing up? He said, "Yo, my my three favorite was you, Bruce Lee, and Evel Knievel." I was like, "Wow." I looked up to you, Evel Knievel, and Bruce Lee. He would come out to one note. Really? One ominous note. There's no song playing. It's like a for him to even come up with that cuz you're the one that says, "I want my music to be." For him to go, "Just give me one solid one solid note." And that would make you feel like some a monster was coming in the room. It was boom. You know what I realized about Sammy? That was coke. The whole thing with a mouth like this. It was. Think about it. He's That whole era is cocaine. I don't know anything about like this with that cocaine mouth, man. And the whole and the way he would lay and hug and all that. He was totally coked up. That was all cocaine, man. That was a cocaine thing. Sammy told me he worshiped the devil. We were in uh Dan Tana's on that restaurant with all the pictures up. Sammy was like, you know, Satan is as powerful as God. And I was like, "What the are you talking about?" He says, "Why do you think there's so much anger in the world and killing and murder and the Satan?" And he saw my reaction to it and he kind of lightened up on it. It turns out keeping a straight face when sharing the screen with Eddie Murphy is just as hard as you'd think it is. Martin Lawrence learned that firsthand. Hold on. Let me get that. Yeah. Well, I know it's 1932. Yeah. I'm the first one that had this. Yeah. You around with me, it's going to be consequences and repercussions. What's repercussion? Uh-oh. Give up. Hope you hung yourself because of thising airplane is coming over. Maybe have to loop all this I ain't looping We need to get it now or not at all. What's your name? Uh, Mo and I have titties. Oh, sorry. No problem. Scripted or not, we've got to commend Murphy for his immaculate comedic timing. Who are you going to bring in that's going to fix this in 4 weeks? My dear friend Becca. Becca. Becca. The racist. She has a tag right. Murphy and SNL have had quite the run together with one episode even featuring his Tracy Morgan impression. Hey, look at this. Tracy Morgan. Big dog gonna make some big money. Now wait a minute, Tracy. Don't you already have a lot of money? Well, you got to have a lot of money if you going to live like I live. I eat four cheese lasagna. If they only got three cheeses, I ain't eating it. That's okay. We hear you, Tracy Mo. I refuse to ingest three cheeses. When you operate at the level of Eddie Murphy, the list of icons you have stories with becomes endless. During this episode of Jimmy Fallon, Murphy tells a story about Prince from back in the day. Where I was where I live now, uh Prince stayed a couple of houses down and uh he was he was my chef was leaving at like 2:00 in the morning once and a car goes by, you know, the purple car and the music and he was like, "Wow, it's Prince." and a hubcap comes off and it's got a full and the car keeps going and he picks the hub cap up and it's got the Prince thing on the hubcap and the car goes and makes a big U-turn and comes back and Prince says can I have my hubcap back like what a great moment no that no one else has that story that's awesome it's safe to say we could never get enough of Eddie Murphy's energy on talk shows here's an iconic moment from 1994 with Jay Leno. So, what do you do to workout? Do you have like the personal trainer gave you home? No, my dad used to be a professional boxer, so we have So was mine. Really? My dad was weight class? My dad was a lightweight. Really? My dad was lightweight, too. Really? I remember my dad just kicked the hell out of your dad. Well, if your dad was that tough, then you should be able to bust my ass. Normally, I don't like to kick the guests around, but you know, but it's all fun and games till you're actually on set with Murphy. Let's rewind to the bloopers that were simply too funny to nail in one take. Hey, did you see Rita? Call Rita. Tell us how to call her brother. Who? Call her brother. Her brother's a bail boss. Tell her to use that money. Tell her I said to use that money I gave her. You ready to get shot in the face? You ready to get shot in the face? Shoot me. I'm just answering the question. You ready to get shot in the face? Are you ready to be shot in the face, No. Oh, then you can then back up then. Why are you doing this? You have two choices. Back up or get shot in the face. It's only two choices. Oh, you ain't backing. Then I'm going to shoot you in the face then. I'm going to shoot you in the face. You know I would shoot you in the face. Then go go have something light to eat. I don't give a won't even ruin my appetite. Boy got god-given talent. God, what's wrong? The mustache too big? Your grandpa had great taste in chachkis. I'm Jim Evers of Evers and Evers Real Estate. Charmed to make your acquaintance, sir. Edward. Edward Gracie. This is my wife Sarah. We're all research and What? What kind of film is this? Outdoor research. Get back in there. We ain't ready for you yet. Now what you saying? Hold on. Let me go deal with my girl. What y'all? Well, come on. Help out, man. She don't have me standing up in this car. I got you be standing. Oh my lord. Sorry. Do that again. No. I hope your fall out. I thought that just I thought the colonic was a massage.